Dual....:-)
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I just blew my weed a kiss
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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