Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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