I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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