I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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