Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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