We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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