So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
