I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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