He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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