shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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