he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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