And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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