he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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