i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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