Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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