It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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