So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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