Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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