do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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