There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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