I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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