he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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