I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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