My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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