Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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