Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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