she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
