BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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