Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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