I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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