ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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