glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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