everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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