I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dignity is for republicans.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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