I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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