So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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