Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
