haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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