what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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