I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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