I want to stick my p in your. b.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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