I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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