big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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