the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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