im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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