I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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