The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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