It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
