I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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