There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
