You really coming over, don't trick.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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