What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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