Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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