5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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