Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just found a bag of teeth...
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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