Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He better not be in your backpack
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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